Category Archives: Small Penis Humiliation (SPH)

So I don’t know about you guys, but today, I happen to be in the mood for a little SPH—small penis humiliation. I love comparing my own cock to you guys’ cocks in order to humiliate you. It has to be so embarrassing for you to be smaller than the hot girl you wish would pay you some attention.

But, hey, look on the bright side. SPH is attention. It’s maybe not the kind you hoped for from me, but it’s something, right? And any attention beats none at all!

Let’s Compare Our Cock Sizes

First things first: Let’s see what you’ve got. I’ll be happy to show you mine, too. That way, you can get a look at it and see for yourself just how you don’t measure up!

Ah, yeah, I see. That is very small. It’s really quite unfortunate for you. I can see why you don’t get much action, you know. No woman is going to want to debase herself for something so tiny. And I can’t say that I blame her. I’m certainly not going to, either!

But unlike other women, who’d probably just ignore you after they realized what a little cocktail sausage you have, I’ll still give you attention. It’ll just be attention in the form of humiliation, lol!

That Thing Belongs In Panties…Or Maybe In Chastity!

Certainly, your little penis isn’t coming anywhere near my mouth or any other part of my anatomy. Not unless you’re interested in some CBT, maybe. But I can still cause quite a bit of damage to it without ever touching it.

Maybe I’ll put it in some panties. Not cute panties like I wear. You don’t deserve anything that nice. But maybe some old granny panties. You know, the kind that come up practically under your arms? Those are not sexy at all, and that’s what you deserve because only a nice cock like mine deserves cute ones!

Or maybe I’ll lock it in male chastity. That’d at least keep you from disappointing anyone with it. We could consider that my contribution to womankind!

SPH Comes Before Cock Worship

Yeah, you definitely need some SPH in your life, and you’re going to get it from me. I love dishing out SPH to losers with small cocks, and you for sure qualify! But SPH is not the only thing I’m planning on dishing out to you.

Remember when I had us compare cock size earlier? Remember how you’re smaller than me by far? Well, I think the best way to cap off your SPH scene with me is to have you on your knees, performing cock worship on my superior dick. On your knees before me is where a guy like you belongs, after all.

So I’ll let you worship my cock while your teeny-tiny one throbs between your legs. If I’m feeling generous, I might even let you stroke it while you suck me. But that’s only if I’m feeling generous. Otherwise, you’ll just be denied while you suck for my amusement.

If this is the kind of session you think you would enjoy, you know what to do. All you have to do is give me, Princess Bethany, a call to get your own small penis humiliation and cock worship session with me. I don’t know about you, but I’m really looking forward to putting you in your place. Talk to you soon!

If you enjoy small penis humiliation, I can assure you that you’ll enjoy it with me! You see, I can be a bit of a mean girl when I want to be. I’m usually pretty nice, but I do have a mean streak that comes out when I see a guy with a small cock. I just can’t help myself! It’s practically a reflex, at this point.

Do You Qualify For Small Penis Humiliation?

If you’re wondering if you qualify for small penis humiliation (SPH), you do. Why am I so sure of that, you ask? Because if you had a cock that was big enough, you wouldn’t have to wonder about it. You’d already know. So the very fact that you’re unsure means it’s too small. Next question.

But if you want a number to determine what’s small and what isn’t, I suppose I’ll indulge you. In my opinion–and we all know mine is what it’s important here–anything below seven inches counts as a small penis. Yes, I know that 5.5 inches is “average,” but come on. Has anyone ever wanted something “average” for anything? Of course not. We all want something that’s above average because we all think we deserve it. Nobody is interested in your mediocre 6-inch dick.

Of course, thickness comes into play, too. If you have a 9-inch pencil dick, I’m still going to laugh at you because what does a beautiful Princess like me want with a car antenna? Absolutely nothing, that’s what. And any other beautiful Princess will tell you the exact same thing.

SPH Means My Dick Is Bigger Than Yours

The thing about humiliation with a girl like me is that we can compare cock sizes. That’s always a fun game to play. We both pull out our dicks, and then you hold yours up to mine for comparison. Mine will undoubtedly be much bigger than yours, which means we can move on to the next stage in small penis humiliation, which is me laughing at you.

I find small cocks to be hilarious. There’s really nothing more humiliating for a small-dicked dude than for the hot girl he’s trying to get with to a.) laugh at his dick, and b.) have her own dick that’s way bigger than his. There’s no coming back from that, my dude.

How I Can Humiliate You

There are a lot of ways that small penis humiliation with me can go. I can just tell you how small it is and laugh at you for having such a tiny one, which is a perennial favorite. Or I can have you do humiliating things for my amusement while you have such a small cock.

For example, maybe I’ll have a CFNM party with some of my other gorgeous t-girl friends. You’ll get naked for us, and we’ll all laugh at you. Doesn’t that sound wonderful? It does to me!

Or perhaps I’ll turn you into a little panty boy for my entertainment. I can put you in a pair of mine! Now, just because a person wears panties doesn’t mean their dick is small. I’m a testament to that, obviously. But with something as small as yours in your pants, you might as well call it a clit and cover it with panties.

Then, there are several other ways I can embarrass you with small penis humiliation. But I won’t spoil the surprise on all of them just yet. If you give me a call, though, for some small penis humiliation phone sex, I’ll definitely let you know what I’ve got in mind for you!