Cock Sucking, Cuckolding

Your Girlfriend Sucks Me While You Watch

Posted on by Princess Bethany
Your girlfriend sucks me

You looked so confused at first, watching your girlfriend suck my cock. You’re sitting there, hands clenching in your lap, hard and aching while your she knelt between my thighs my thighs with her lips wrapped around my cock. She didn’t hesitate. You just watched. Your mouth slightly open. Like you were still trying to process what was happening.

Mmm I noticed, of course. The way your eyes flicked from my cock, buried in her sloppy little mouth… back to your lap. So hard. So untouched. And so completely denied.

She love sucking my cock

She doesn’t suck you like this anymore, does she? I’m running my fingers through her hair. But she loves sucking me. You can’t look away. Not when she moaned around me.  Mmm pet,  your girlfriend has such a delicious little mouth. Not when her spit started dripping off my shaft and down her chin. Listen to that, she’s so wet for me💦😝

So hungry hungry for me. Mmm, do you hear her, pet. Slurping, gagging around my dick. Working her throat like she was born to suck cock.. just not yours, lol. Poor thing, you’re just sitting there. Hard, horny and completely ignored. Maybe if you beg, I’ll let her finish me off right in front of you. Maybe I’ll let you hold her hair while she takes me all the way down. So you can feel how deep she can go for me. Not for you.

You’re so frustrated

And when I finally cum? It’s going to be on your face. While you sit there. Leaking and frustrated. My cum all over your face while your cock twitches uselessly. I drag my fingertip through the cum on your cheek and press it to your lips. Taste it pet, this is what obedience taste like. This is what I taste like. And next time, I’m going to let watch YOU suck Me, lol😈.

 

 

 

Cock Sucking

Sissy Cocksucker Lipstick Kisses

Posted on by Princess Bethany
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01
Feb

Mmm, hello my devoted little sissy cocksucker! Today, I’m going to paint a vivid picture in your mind, and I know it’s going to drive you absolutely wild.

You’re going to imagine me, holding a tube of lipstick in my hand. It’s a beautiful, bold shade of red, and I know exactly what I’m going to do with it. I’m going to paint those pretty sissy cocksucker lips. Your lips are so pretty and pouty and are going to look so good wrapped around my dick

As I glide the lipstick across your lips, you can feel the smooth, creamy texture. It’s a sensation you’ve never experienced before, and it’s making your heart race. You try to speak, but all that comes out is a faint whisper. You’re so turned on, and you know you’re in trouble.

Put Lipstick Kisses On My Cock

Now, I take your hand and guide it to my cock. You feel the warmth of my skin, and your eyes glaze over as you gaze at my beauty. I instruct you to leave lipstick kisses all over my shaft, and you can’t resist. You start to kiss me, leaving trails of red lipstick behind. With each kiss, you feel your little sissy clitty growing stiffer and achier. You know you’re a little sissy cocksucker, and you can’t help but crave more. I rub the head of my cock on your lips smearing enjoying the way your cheeks pinken with humiliation. Knowing you love the embarrassment.

Show off your handiwork

I love seeing your sweet lipstick kisses all over my panties and my cock. Before I reward you with sliding my princess cock into your mouth. I want to show my friends what a good girl you are. Pucker up your pouty sissy lips for a sissy selfie! That’s right I’m going to show off what a pretty girl you make🤭

Don’t worry they already know you’re secret sissy. You’re too cute to ever be considered a man and you’re going to look even cuter sucking my cock. I’m going to train you to be the perfect little slut. Open up my little whore and lose yourself in pleasuring me. And yes I’m going to take pictures of that too.

So much Sissy Potential

We’re not done yet! There is so much more I want to do to you, but you’re going to have to call me so I can fully dress you up first! You have so much potential 😘

Small Penis Humiliation (SPH)

SPH And Cock Worship: Your Two Favorite Things!

Posted on by Princess Bethany

So I don’t know about you guys, but today, I happen to be in the mood for a little SPH—small penis humiliation. I love comparing my own cock to you guys’ cocks in order to humiliate you. It has to be so embarrassing for you to be smaller than the hot girl you wish would pay you some attention.

But, hey, look on the bright side. SPH is attention. It’s maybe not the kind you hoped for from me, but it’s something, right? And any attention beats none at all!

Let’s Compare Our Cock Sizes

First things first: Let’s see what you’ve got. I’ll be happy to show you mine, too. That way, you can get a look at it and see for yourself just how you don’t measure up!

Ah, yeah, I see. That is very small. It’s really quite unfortunate for you. I can see why you don’t get much action, you know. No woman is going to want to debase herself for something so tiny. And I can’t say that I blame her. I’m certainly not going to, either!

But unlike other women, who’d probably just ignore you after they realized what a little cocktail sausage you have, I’ll still give you attention. It’ll just be attention in the form of humiliation, lol!

That Thing Belongs In Panties…Or Maybe In Chastity!

Certainly, your little penis isn’t coming anywhere near my mouth or any other part of my anatomy. Not unless you’re interested in some CBT, maybe. But I can still cause quite a bit of damage to it without ever touching it.

Maybe I’ll put it in some panties. Not cute panties like I wear. You don’t deserve anything that nice. But maybe some old granny panties. You know, the kind that come up practically under your arms? Those are not sexy at all, and that’s what you deserve because only a nice cock like mine deserves cute ones!

Or maybe I’ll lock it in male chastity. That’d at least keep you from disappointing anyone with it. We could consider that my contribution to womankind!

SPH Comes Before Cock Worship

Yeah, you definitely need some SPH in your life, and you’re going to get it from me. I love dishing out SPH to losers with small cocks, and you for sure qualify! But SPH is not the only thing I’m planning on dishing out to you.

Remember when I had us compare cock size earlier? Remember how you’re smaller than me by far? Well, I think the best way to cap off your SPH scene with me is to have you on your knees, performing cock worship on my superior dick. On your knees before me is where a guy like you belongs, after all.

So I’ll let you worship my cock while your teeny-tiny one throbs between your legs. If I’m feeling generous, I might even let you stroke it while you suck me. But that’s only if I’m feeling generous. Otherwise, you’ll just be denied while you suck for my amusement.

If this is the kind of session you think you would enjoy, you know what to do. All you have to do is give me, Princess Bethany, a call to get your own small penis humiliation and cock worship session with me. I don’t know about you, but I’m really looking forward to putting you in your place. Talk to you soon!

Random Bethany

Your Cum Eating Assignment for Black Friday

Posted on by Princess Bethany
28
Nov

Mmm pets, are you looking for a delicious cum eating assignment to tide you over through the holiday weekend until you can talk to your favorite tgirl Princess again on Monday? I know you do because you love to please me.

First of all, though, let me say Happy Thanksgiving to each and every one of you. You guys make my life infinitely cooler, and I’m glad I know you. So I’m hoping you have a great holiday.

Black Friday Cum Eating Preparation

Ok, that being said, let’s get to your cum eating assignment. I’m pretty sure that on Black Friday, your wife is going to go out shopping for the day, and you’re going to be left to your own devices for a while. That means it’s the perfect time to be naughty. You can call me while you do this assignment if you like, but it’s not required (this time). But I’d definitely love to hear from you, so feel free if you would like.

Now, the other thing I’m pretty sure of, besides your wife’s Black Friday shopping, is that you’re going to have a ton of Thanksgiving leftovers at your house. It would be a shame to let them all go to waste, so you should eat some of them. But I understand that eating the same thing multiple times can be boring, so I’ve got a solution for you.

Indulging Your Kink

So to indulge your cum eating kink and also recycle some leftovers, I want you to build yourself a sandwich. Yes, a sandwich. Use the leftover turkey (and/or ham or whatever), stuffing, cranberry sauce, and any sandwich fixings that you like. But for the special sauce, I want you to jerk off all over the top of your sandwich and shoot your load on top of the filling before you put the last piece of bread on top.

Your cum eating assignment is to eat every bite of your cum-covered Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. Make sure you really savor it. Close your eyes and enjoy the flavor. Mmm, isn’t that nice?

Tell Me About Your Cum Eating Assignment

Now, there’s a second part to this cum eating assignment of yours. And that’s for you to report back to me on how it went. Did you enjoy eating your own cum in this particular way? Did it excite you? Is it something you’d try again? Oh, and did you like the taste of the sandwich with its special sauce, lol?

You can either give me a call to elaborate on how your cum eating assignment went, or you can leave me a comment. Either one will work fine.

Give Me A Call To Explore Your Fantasy

I know how much you enjoy eating your cum for me. And you know how much I like hearing about it. So I don’t want you to read this blog and then assume, “Oh, Princess Bethany didn’t mean I should do this cum eating assignment.” Because I absolutely do mean you when I say you should do this assignment!

Also, keep in mind, anytime you want to play cum eating games, you’re more than welcome to do so with me. I love assigning guys tasks related to kinks, and my personal favorite is cum eating instructions (CEI). So if you’re craving it at any time, you know what to do! Grab that phone and give me, Princess Bethany, a call to indulge your cum eating fetish. I look forward to helping you out with it, especially on Black Friday. While wifey is away, the naughty husband will play with Princess Bethany, after all!

Fetish

Foot Fetish Fun With You Favorite T-Girl

Posted on by Princess Bethany
01
Nov

Hey, guys, do you happen to have a foot fetish? I really hope you do because I have been craving foot worship like crazy lately! As you guys probably already know, body worship is one of my favorite things in the whole world. It really doesn’t matter to me what part of my body you want to worship, as long as you’re willing to serve me in that manner in some way or another. But lately, I’ve been wanting some foot worship with a guy with a huge foot fetish. Do you know where I could find someone like that?

Worship This T-Girl Princess’s Feet

I have lovely feet, if I do say so myself. They’re very pretty, and they’re a women’s size 10. I always keep them perfectly pedicured. (No, seriously, I’m a little obsessive about keeping my feet in tip-top condition.) Right now, I’m wearing crimson nail polish on my toenails. But check back next week, and they’ll be a completely different color! My toes are perfect, too. Not too long, but not too short and stubby, either. I feel like my feet are pretty elegant-looking, to be honest. You know, the type of feet that foot fetish guys really love. I’m hoping you’re one of those guys, and I’m hoping you’ll get on your knees for me, too. Not for the usual reason you’d think you’d get on your knees for a t-girl Princess, either. This is so you can worship my gorgeous feet! Think you can handle that for me?

This Could Turn Into Cock Worship Later

Now, I’m not saying that at some point, this won’t turn into cock worship. In fact, there’s a very good possibility that it will! But it’s not going to start out that way. No, we’re going to start by having you kiss every inch of my beautiful feet. Sounds good, doesn’t it? You can kiss them and lick them. I really like it when you focus a lot of attention on the soles. Mine are very sensitive, and it feels great. And of course, I want you to suck on my toes. That almost goes without saying, doesn’t it? But I suppose after you’ve finished with the foot worship, you could slowly make your way upwards. My legs also like attention, as does my ass. And I’m sure my cock wouldn’t mind some cock worship to finish everything off, too. It’ll be nice and hard by the time you finish worshipping the rest of me, for sure!

Tell Me Your Foot Fetish Fantasy

So if you think you would enjoy a body worship/foot fetish fantasy like this one, you should definitely get in touch with me. I would love for you take my sexy shoes off with your hands, and then get your mouth into play to worship my feet. What do you think? Or if this is not your specific foot fetish fantasy, that’s okay, too. We can definitely negotiate something else. I just want some attention on my feet. I don’t have to be choosy about how it happens. A long foot massage would be great, or even an at-home pedicure. Anything that involves you lavishing attention on my feet will work perfectly fine. So what about you? What’s your foot fetish fantasy? I’m sure you have one, if you’ve made it this far in this blog. I would love to hear all about it. So why not give me a call? Or, alternatively, you can leave me a comment to tell me what’s on your mind. Either way, I look forward to hearing from you soon!

Cum Eating

Edging For A Better Cum Eating Experience

Posted on by Princess Bethany
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30
Sep

Hi there to all you cum eating sluts! I hope you’re doing great today. I also hope you’re ready to have some fun with your favorite t-girl Princess because I am definitely looking forward to having some fun with you.

You see, I love cum eating fantasies so much. They’re just really hot to me, unlike any other. And so naturally, I’m always thinking how I can make them even sexier and more intense than they already are. And I think I’ve come up with the perfect way of doing just that: orgasm edging.

What Is Edging?

Orgasm edging is when I have you get yourself close to cumming for me over and over again without actually giving you release. It’s fun just doing it by itself because when you do finally get to cum, it gives you a mind-blowing orgasm. But when you combine it with cum eating? It’s incredible. That’s because the more you edge, the bigger load you build up inside yourself. And if you’re into cum eating, you’ll love that because it means more cum for you to eat when I finally let you orgasm! I’m not entirely sure why edging creates more cum. I think it’s because your body builds up more seminal fluid in anticipation of the orgasm. Then, the longer it’s delayed, the more that builds up. So when you finally cum, there’s a whole lot there for you to eat!

Teasing Your Cock To The Fullest

As you know, being a cock tease is one of my many specialties. I just adore driving you guys wild with my voice…among other things. I’m even willing to play along with you! I’ll stroke while you stroke. I’ll edge while you edge. And together, we can build up huge orgasms with massive loads to eat when we’re done. Of course, I won’t be eating my load. You’ll be eating both of ours! But I’ll be happy to stroke alongside you for moral support. I think it’s even more of a tease in some ways when you know I’m doing the same thing you’re doing. Having a gorgeous girl stroking her beautiful cock while you do the same is the ultimate tease. You know you want to get your hands and mouth on it. But you have to keep them to yourself and attend to your own cock, at least for now. Later, though, we might be able to come to an agreement of sorts….

A Big Load For Cum Eating

Another way I like to tease in order to get that big load for cum eating is to have you tell me some of your hottest fantasies while you stroke. I’ve found that confessing like that will definitely help you edge for me and build up a huge load of cum. So really, there are lots of ways for me to tease and edge you for cum eating phone sex purposes. And I enjoy each and every one of them because I am the quintessential cock tease! So if you’re looking for a way to get a great big load in order to eat it all, look no further! Princess Bethany can definitely help you out. I’m an expert at teasing, edging, and getting huge loads out of guys. And as a bonus, I’ll let you eat my load, too. Doesn’t that sound fantastic? If you’re ready to get started, you know what to do! Give me a call right now. I can’t wait to talk to you! We are going to have so much fun, teasing, edging, and cum eating together.

Random Bethany

Summertime Cock Worship With Me

Posted on by Princess Bethany

Hello to all guys that love cock worship, especially when it comes to worshiping MY cock.

See, I’ve been having a lot of fun this summer, giggling at guys and just generally being a tease. None of you can resist my sexy smile and my infectious laugh. These things just make you want to please me that much more, don’t they? And summertime is just a natural time for teasing, given how little clothing most people are wearing during this time.

Teasing You With What’s Under My Bikini Bottom

Imagine, if you will, going to the beach and seeing your favorite t-girl Princess there. I’d be so hot in my little purple bikini. It’s perfect for showing off my sexy body! You wouldn’t be able to get enough of looking at me. Maybe you might even get brave and come over to talk to me! You could bring me a nice drink with a mini umbrella in it, maybe.

I’m not even going to lie to you. If you did that, I would definitely put all my creative cock teasing skills to good use. I would do my best to make you a drooling, stumbling-over-your-words mess! It would really amuse me to succeed!

Of course, I feel certain that you would want us to go somewhere more private. If you ask me nicely enough, I might just agree. I think you’d definitely be interested in some body worship time with me, wouldn’t you?

I’d love for us to go up to my hotel room. I’d put you on your knees in front of me, untie my bikini top, and let it fall to the floor so that I’m standing there in front of you, topless. Then, I’d start teasing you with what’s under my bikini bottom!

A Little Hotel Room Cock Worship

Before I’d let you peel that bikini bottom off of me and show me your cock worship skills, though, I’d probably lean forward a little, topless, and let you show me your breast worship skills first. If you do a good job there, I’ll let you move on to the cock worship.

Imagine me slowly teasing you by pulling the waist of my bikini bottom down a bit, then pulling it back up. Little by little, I’d pull it down far enough to expose the entirety of my Princess cock to your hungry gaze. I know how badly you crave it. You can see the slight bulge in the bikini bottom as you look. You can tell how excited I am about teasing you this way!

But, finally, finally, I would let the bikini bottom drop down to my ankles. My Princess cock would pop out, and then you could get to work. I bet you’d show me just how good you are at cock worship, wouldn’t you?

I’ll let you do your thing without interruption. I love cock worship, so it’ll be nice to just enjoy it. I might give you a few helpful pointers, but I won’t interfere with your work. I’ll just stand there and maybe tease you a little about how hard your own cock is in your swim trunks as you worship mine!

I don’t know about you, but this cock worship fantasy sounds fantastic to me right now. I’d love for you and me to play it out. So why not give me, your Princess, a call for some cock worship phone sex this lovely summer evening? I think we could both get something wonderful out of it! You would get the pleasure of serving me (and my load, if you do a really good job). And I would get the pleasure of being served (and a nice orgasm). So what do you think? Go ahead and give me a ring right now!

Cuckolding, Random Bethany

Tgirl Princess Cuckolding

Posted on by Princess Bethany
30
Jun

So if you’re into cuckolding, I have a question for you. Have you ever imagined being cuckolded by a hot t-girl Princess like me? If so, you probably know exactly the kinds of things I’m about to say. But if not, maybe read on and see what you think of the idea!

Pansexual Cuckolding

I’ll be honest with you guys, what got me started thinking about it was this essay on the Cuckold Fantasies site about lesbian cuckolding. Of course, I’m pansexual, not a lesbian, but I thought the idea would still work in practice. The thing about lesbian cuckolding is you get to see the beauty of two women together. The only thing is, there is no cock to watch your wife or girlfriend be fucked by. And I know that for some of you, the cock is very important. Sure, the ladies can use a strap on, but we all know it’s not quite the same, right? So let’s imagine what t-girl cuckolding would be like. You’d still have the advantage of two beautiful women together. If you’re not really into men sexually, this might be more appealing to you. But because I’m a hot girl with something extra, you don’t have to miss out on the appearance of the cock and watching your lady get fucked by it. I would love to treat her just right for an evening!

Treating Your Wife Right

And treat her right, I would. I know if she’s been fucking you for the past several years, she has no idea what it means to really be treated properly. She needs someone who will slowly seduce her, get her all worked up, and then make her cum again and again and again! And that’s what I’m here for! I would love to let you watch as your wife sucks on my big Princess cock. She would slide her mouth up and down it so sensually, so lovingly. I know she’d definitely want to please me because I want to please her, too. Then, I would tease her pussy in all sorts of ways, with my fingers and my tongue, to get her ready for this cock. Once she was ready, I’d let her choose the position she wants to get fucked in. And then, I’ll give her exactly what she’s been needing all these years! (Consider it mutual body worship.)

This Type Of Cuckold Fantasy Is So Hot

Cuckolding your wife or girlfriend like that sounds like so much fun. I’d also have to dish out a little SPH in your direction, too. Why? Because what could possibly be more humiliating than knowing a beautiful woman has a bigger, better cock than you? And that she’s making your lady cum harder than you ever have before! Of course, if we do this type of t-girl cuckolding, it won’t just be the one time. Your lady will keep coming back to me over and over again. And who can blame her? When she finally gets a taste of how she should be treated, she’s going to try to get it every chance she has! And don’t worry, I’ll be happy to give it to her. So what do you think? Would you like to try some hot t-girl cuckolding with me, Princess Bethany? I’m thinking I’d definitely like to do it with you and your wife or girlfriend. So why not give me a call, and let’s get started? I can’t wait to see how exciting this will be for all of us!
Cum Eating

From Orgasm to edging

Posted on by Princess Bethany
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01
Jun

Mmm, hello sluts, let’s talk about orgasm edging today! I have a question for all of you. Are you someone who likes to edge for days or just for hours? Or are you not really familiar with the concept of edging while masturbating?

Well, if you fall into the latter camp, don’t worry. I’m going to help you out today.

Orgasm Edging As A Part Of Guided Masturbation

If you’ve ever done any guided masturbation with me, you know that it includes lots of orgasm edging. If I just guided you straight to your orgasm, that would suck. It’d be over too fast, and it wouldn’t feel great, either. In order to produce that wonderful feeling that JOI gives you, you need a good bit of orgasm edging. And believe me, I know how to get you to ride that line for a long, long time if I so choose!

Some of you really like to edge, while others just sort of do it because it’s a necessity for guided masturbation. Those of you who enjoy orgasm edging for its own sake are called “gooners.” Guys who edge for a purpose–say to make their orgasm more intense or to give themselves a bigger load to eat later–are simply masturbators. But if you jerk it in order to ride the edge for hours or days, you’re definitely a gooner. Sorry, I don’t make the rules. (Okay, well, actually, I do, and I’m not sorry at all!)

Perks To Being A Prick Tease

One of the perks to being a cock tease is that I can keep you on that edge for as long as I like. Teasing just comes naturally to me. There’s not much I can do about it. But I don’t want to change it because it’s so much fun!

Anyway, I can keep you going with orgasm edging for as long as I want. If you’re lucky, I’ll edge you for, like, an hour or so. If you’re less lucky, it may be hours or days. Of course, if you’re a true gooner, you’ll prefer days to hours!

Another perk of being a prick tease is that I can keep your cock hard even after I let you cum. You may wonder why this is important….

Eating Your Own Cum For Me

Well, the answer is, it’s important for CEI reasons. If you can stay hard after you cum, it’ll be much easier for you to eat your load for me. I’ll keep you so horny after you blow that you’ll be gobbling it down like it’s nothing, even if you’ve never done it before!

I mean, honestly, I just love having a guy eat his cum for me. There’s something so sexy about it. I love the visuals, and I love hearing the sound of you licking it off your fingers. So hot!

The great part about orgasm edging is that it leads to big loads for you to eat later. I rarely do outright tease and denial because I like having you eat your cum for me. (Although, sometimes I do tease and denial….)

Mostly, though, I just edge you for a long while, and then I let you cum. You eat it for me like a good boy, and I praise you for it. That’s the way it works. You know this, and you adore me for it. So if you’re ready for a lot of orgasm edging and then a little cum eating at the end, you know what to do. Call your Princess now!

Feminization

Feminization

Posted on by Princess Bethany
sissy cuckold
29
Apr

I know you have been dreaming about feminization for a long time now. It’s probably something you can’t get out of your head at all, no matter how hard you try. And I’m here to tell you, that’s okay. There’s nothing wrong it, and there’s nothing wrong with you.

I’m not going to laugh at you or humiliate you, unless you tell me you want me to. Instead, I’m going to help you on your feminization journey. It doesn’t matter to me how far into it you are. You can be at the very beginning, or you can be deep into the rabbit hole. Either way, I can assist you.

Your TGirl Princess Can Help You

The first thing you have to do in order to make these fantasies a reality, however, is to confess them to someone. And I want to be that someone. I love listening to guys tell me how they want to become more and more feminine and the ways they envision that happening. If they want some suggestions, I like offering those, too.

If your only desire is to be a panty boy or a crossdresser, that’s great. I’d love to help you choose the right panties, lingerie, or even full outfits that look best on you. If you want to be a sissy, that’s awesome, too. Any kind of feminization fantasy is hot to me because I really enjoy taking men and turning them into more feminine men or even into actual women.

And if you think you may be trans, then I’m here for you to talk to as well. Feminization can be a fun sexual fantasy, or it can be a way of life. I am open to whatever you’d like to discuss with me.

Starting Your Feminization Transformation

I always think the best way to start a feminization fantasy is to begin with panties. They’re such a standard, classic first-time feminization piece of clothing. And plus, once you get them on, they make you feel super-sexy as well. If, as I mentioned above, you only have panty boy fantasies, we can stop right here. Of course, we’ll have to get you several pairs so that you have plenty to choose from. But if you don’t want to wear anything but panties while you jerk off or whatever, that is perfectly fine.

But if you have dreams of being more feminized than just wearing panties, don’t worry. I can help with that, too. I’m great with colors and styles when it comes to fashion. We can get you in stockings and lingerie, or we can put you in a whole new feminine outfit. Like I keep saying, it’s all about what you want and what you feel most comfortable with.

Making You The Perfect Sissy

Now, if you want to be a sissy, I definitely want to talk to you. I specialize in turning manly men into frilly little sissies who look, sound, and act like girls. I also enjoy girl-on-girl playtime with sissies, but we won’t get too far ahead of ourselves just yet. I want you to be comfortable, and questioning your sexuality can come later. For now, I just want to see you in a nightie and a pair of matching panties!

So whatever your feminization phone sex fantasy may be, you can confess it to me. I would love to hear it, and I would love to help you make it come true. So give me, Princess Bethany, a call today to tell me all about your secret desires.